vermont-based ben & jerry's ice cream is facing protests from
a conservative group of women over the naming of its latest flavor
schweddy balls, that's the name...
it's a saturday night live - inspired flavor ice cream
the group said it wants the ice cream maker to do away with
the tasteless name
which was inspired by an snl sketch featuring alec baldwin
as bakery owner pete schweddy
the name coulda been worse
maybe something like alec baldwin's wet bag of tricks
one million moms - which if probably affiliated with
the tea bagger movement
said it will organize a boycott
"The vulgar new flavor has turned something as innocent as ice cream into something repulsive.
Not exactly what you want a child asking for at the supermarket"
'mom, can i have some sweaty balls for dessert tonight?'
a ben & jerry's spokesman said that he loves sweaty balls
and that the company plans to continue to produce them
he also let leak that they have plans for a new flavor
it contains raisins, crushed dates and big gobs of fudge
it's gonna be called... animal droppings
look for animal droppings in your grocer's frozen food case
