Friday, September 30, 2011

HOT WINGS

this would make the colonel blush

a photo of a plucked chicken is making the internet

sizzle

sexy and seductive, she lounges just waiting

the photo accompanied a chicken skin story in the new york times

chicken skin... it's not just for breakfast anymore

you can fry it, broil it, steam it, damn it, you can eat it

nutritionists and the fat police

have been down on skin for years

but, chicken skin has sustained whole cultures

in the philippines, chicken skin cracklings are a favorite snack

the skin is deep fried and served with chili vinegar

the times discussed the model chicken

they said that the first one they tried

didn't have big enough breasts

and most had skinny little chicken legs

but finally they found one they could work with

this one had a personality and with a little help from

chicken wire

she stood up nice and proud

peta has issued a statement that among other things said

that the photo was pretty fowl, however this use of animals

to sell skin was tasteful but unacceptable

extra crispy, original or oven roasted

chicken skin is the new hot item in the business

the growers however have issued a warning

to treat these hens with care and respect

they've said the very reason that they are in the business

is for the chicks