Tuesday, October 4, 2011

BEATEN TO THE PUNCH




carnival cruises is teaming up our buddy G-Lo

he will be the creative director for comedy as carnival

rebrands their punchliner comedy clubs as

Punchliner Comedy Club presented by George Lopez

lopez, will act as a consultant, vetting and hiring 

comedic talent for carnival's fleetwide comedy clubs

lopez will play an active role in the securing of top

up-and-coming comedic talent 

- that's too bad, cuz i already came

my plan is to do this same concept, 'cept in

land-based casinos in the coachella valley

the first such venue we're working on is

crackpots comedy club

in the lounge at the agua caliente hotel and casino

in the cool town of rancho mirage, ahhh rancho mirage

but back to what george and carnival are up to

Gerry Cahill, Carnival’s president and CEO said
“By partnering with George Lopez, an exceptionally talented, respected and popular comedian, Carnival’s comedy offerings will be taken to an entirely new level.”

“Carnival’s ships offer a huge audience that truly appreciates
comedic performances and the on-board clubs are fantastic,” said Lopez.
“I intend to help build and nurture an understanding
among up-and-coming comedic talent that these ships
represent a phenomenal environment to work and gain experience.”

well, more experience i do need - plus the buffet

the comedy clubs offer five 35-minute shows

with two comedians performing each night

though gig, huh, free cruise, food-city and work 17 minutes

this is for me - george ...are you there? - call me

it's gets really hot in rancho mirage in the summer...

two early-evening shows offer fun for the whole family

while the later performances feature adult-oriented themes

- that means dick jokes and the 'F' bomb

no effin' f-bombs planned for crackpots...dick

and as for lopez working on cruise ships out on the water

...they don't call him the wetback of comedy for nothin'



i know... but i had to go there
MAKE SURE YOU GO THERE. BOOK CARNIVAL NOW.