Thursday, October 20, 2011

HE WAS CRAZY BUT HE WASN'T STUPID


libyan dictator colonel muammar al-gaddafi

we find out had a personal nurse

a ‘voluptuous blonde’ personal nurse

who traveled with him everywhere he went

the busty nurse's existence was first revealed last november

in one of the more amusing wikileaks drops

which reveled that the eccentric leader

had a 38 year old ukraninian gal pal

her name was galyna kolotnytska and she was

constantly at his side, 'always taking good care of him'

she gave him shots and assisted to his personal needs

muammar made a practice of giving women prominent roles

in his inner court even if it was at odds with the social custom

where females remain firmly outside the establishment

but muammar wasn't stupid

instead of burly bodyguards in itailan suits

he was surrounded by a crack team of elite, specially trained

big, tall, sexy mean girls, that he called his amazons

the 40 girls were all reportedly virgins

- these reports could not be confirmed

they supposedly took a vow of chastity upon joining the team

they were trained at an all-female military academy

then after months of drilling - were handpicked by gadhafi

they wore elaborate uniforms, padded and armoured bras

as well as makeup and spiked high-heeled combat boots


finally, to show how far out there the colonel went

today, in his compound they also found albums of

a women he had a deep crush on - his 'african princess'

the albums were filled with only pictures of condoleezza rice