here's a bright idea, how to save america
lets start by combining some departments
the government is too big to fail
so, lets do some downsizing
first, lets combine the department of education
with the department of the interior
what the heck do they do anyway
now we can hold class outside
save money on a/c and heating
let the kids learn about buffaloes and trees and dirt
it's all right there in class
make 4th period - clean the park time
have the kids dress up in those funny park ranger hats
and tag some bears, clean out some eagle's nests
there's lots of room to play games and get some exercise
outdoors - fresh air and hot boiling water
they can take care of indian affairs and the fish
kids love wildlife, so they can do that stuff too
they can mine for minerals and monitor ocean temperatures
it's science class everyday, and biology and climatology
- all kinds of good stuff and economics too
because this would save taxpayers
$45,000,000,000 a year!
and this is just the start, next combine some more...
and create a new department called
The U.S. Department of AgricultureWelfare, EnergyDefense,
HomelandTransportation and StateHealth Services
AWEDHTSHS
- they can build the fence along the border...
