mustangs, cougars, even corvettes
sporty cars used to have great sporty names
back when men were men, i remember
new cars would be called mach one or hemi or barracuda
but as men got soft, along with the whole country
(according to our president)
and the foreigners started pushing their way on us
even cadillac changed, cts sts scfet
what the hell kinda of a name is that for a car
ls, gs, es, lx, gx, rx, rx? - i need a new drug...
i want an eldorado or an impala
a cutlass or sabre or the best one - the roadmaster
now, some of the coolest, fastest cars in the world have
silly names like sls or cl600amg, or like this one
it's an lf-a and the one pictured at the top is an is
i wouldn't drive an is
girls don't know what an is is
how you suppose to impress the cocktail waitress
when you tell her you drive an is
what kinda car do you drive... well, it is $45,000
that might get their attention, me...
gimmie a smart car, i have no issues with my manhood
- even so, the size is about right
