this is probaby the best place to occupy
if you wanna bitch about how bad things are
and wanna get some press and press some flesh
it's vegas, baby
but what happens in vegas, stays in vegas’ pools
and that’s not necessarily a good thing
vegas swimmimg pools are being over-run,
packed with revelers looking to get wet and wild,
have lots a strong drinks, and protest whatever...
these soirees are teeming with clean pretty people
fun loving drunk clean pretty people
they know what they stand for
and they know why they are there
but as there is something in the air around the globe
here, there's something in the water
and it's not so pretty at all
a major news agency decided to go undercover
and see if this really is the best place to occupy
what they found was interesting, if not natural
they recruited two independent labs to check out samples
of just what it is that these people are occupying
sickeningly they found there to be... in-pool urination
the tests found pee in all of the water samples
the study concluded that everybody in the pool
was drinking and peeing and swimming
i'm so shocked and disgusted that
well, i just booked a weekend at the mgm grand
