at the end of the year, all US troops will leave iraq
i hope the last guy turns out the lights
but i'm sure that there is still no working electricity there
i'm glad they are going home, but on wednesday,
president obama will announce their deployment
to where they are really needed
australia
i had no idea that the military option for down under
was even on the table
this operation to the south pacific region is to counter
balance the rising power of the chinese military
and the name being thrown around for this operation is:
shock and aussie
conventional wisdom would have been to show force
in such hot spots as north korea or the middle east
but when you think about it, this region is also a barren
desert wasteland, full of criminals speaking a bazaar
dialect and also has frightening tribal music
also, within the intelligence community,
australia is known as a hangout for al koala...
just what are those marsupials hiding in those pouches...
it does however make strategic sense
australia is the gateway to new zealand
in case the hobbits stage a revolt or a sit-in
or want to occupy tasmania, we'll be waiting
US troop presence could turn out to be a big mistake
the british have been down there for over 200 years
and still haven't found a way out...
the best part of this troop deployment is that
i can not wait to see our military budget go down the drain
in the opposite direction
TO SEE I'M RIGHT. SOURCE: THE COLBERT REPORT
