funny thing: diplomacy
you have to keep strange bedfellows
...a wise man was once quoted
and yes, some very strange things happened
on the president's recent visit to asia
right when the world was focusing on
the global economic crisis, the middle east
and wars and rumors of wars
the presidents of the world's biggest economies
made a gesture
it wasn't quite as egregious as letterman and regis
- but one rarely seen in international diplomacy
this makes showering with young boys seem alright
there has been no comment from either government
the wives have been noticeably absent
the president's press secretary fell suddenly ill,
and the men haven't been seen in public since
the only explanation there could possibly be
is that, it's just obama's way to reach out to the
chinese government, to warm them up
right before we screw 'em out of their money
we can only hope
