black friday, everyone knows
is not named for the fact that the only thing left
the day after thanksgiving is, dark meat
it's because that's the day retailers start making money
but the way things are nowadays
retailers can't afford to wait, so now they've invented
black november, black weekends, black nights,
and if you love me... there's always black and decker
with the cranky employees working over-time hours
and the even crankier customers waiting in long lines
- most camping out and occupying store parking lots
by the time you find that certain special gift
for that certain special someone,
she's certainly dating someone else special
shopping for the holidays, has become a full year,
full contact endeavor, - not any fun, and sooo expensive
most big-box stores this year are opening earlier
most opening at midnight, the day before
- well... wait... - that's thanksgiving
you want me to eat and drink all day, loosen my pants
watch football, drink and eat some more, have pie
and then go shopping? - you crazy?
the answer is in the black box you are looking at right now
finish reading this blog, then google 'gimmie the best deal'
and then just simply buy it all online
you'll save gas and you'll save time
and the best thing of all,
you won't have to put your pants back on
