today, at an early morning press briefing
the federal bureau of investigation released information
that some might find strange
i find it rather amusing
they say that stephen colbert has finally gone too far
i think he always pushes the limit to extreme funniness
but the justice department is not laughing
they have issued cease and desist orders for
him and his producers after a bit on wednesday's
the colbert report
he questioned the pentagon's action on reversing the
military's 200 year old ban on sodomy and bestiality
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and actually grilled the joint chiefs of staff chief,
general ray odierno about it on the air, in an interview
that was uncomfortable for all involved
especially the highest ranking general in the army
- well, that was apparently to much for the administration
and the order went down to put a lid on this wiseguy
so look out stephen, the fbi is on the case
they are not about to let you crack wise about
homosexual navy seals having sex with real seals
no, not anymore
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