Wednesday, December 14, 2011

A MODEL PRISONER


lindsay lohan will supposedly have a glowing

probation report when she returns to court today

people in the know, like the people at the county morgue

- where lohan has worked for the past few weeks say,

(though naturally, some aren't talking at all)

that she's been working very hard and being a good girl

lohan has made all her appointments with probation officers

she's been showing up for morgue duty regularly,

has attended all her psychological counseling sessions

and has finished her court ordered community service

- ahead of schedule

lohan has been quoted as saying she likes it at the morgue

'it's nice and quite and nobody bothers me there -

it's not scary except for the time i accidentally backed into

a stiff'

during her stint at the morgue,

lohan has found time to make a quick million bucks

when she posed for a popular men's magazine

she also shot the cover for next month's playboy

wearing nothing but a smile, and a pair of black pumps

'the guys at the morgue thought it would be more classy

that way - ya know, with the high heels'

her probation officer thought different

he wasn't happy about the photo shoot at all

- until he was presented with copies of the photos

and was later quoted as saying...

' i hope miss lohan sees the errors of her ways

and will take up my offer of dinner and a movie'