lindsay lohan will supposedly have a glowing
probation report when she returns to court today
people in the know, like the people at the county morgue
- where lohan has worked for the past few weeks say,
(though naturally, some aren't talking at all)
that she's been working very hard and being a good girl
lohan has made all her appointments with probation officers
she's been showing up for morgue duty regularly,
has attended all her psychological counseling sessions
and has finished her court ordered community service
- ahead of schedule
lohan has been quoted as saying she likes it at the morgue
'it's nice and quite and nobody bothers me there -
it's not scary except for the time i accidentally backed into
a stiff'
during her stint at the morgue,
lohan has found time to make a quick million bucks
when she posed for a popular men's magazine
she also shot the cover for next month's playboy
wearing nothing but a smile, and a pair of black pumps
'the guys at the morgue thought it would be more classy
that way - ya know, with the high heels'
her probation officer thought different
he wasn't happy about the photo shoot at all
- until he was presented with copies of the photos
and was later quoted as saying...
' i hope miss lohan sees the errors of her ways
and will take up my offer of dinner and a movie'
