Wednesday, December 21, 2011

COUNTDOWN TO THE END

it is on

we're one year away from dec. 21, 2012

that's date that the ancient mayans count as the finish

allegedly, marked as the end of an era that would

reset the date to zero and signal the end of humanity

WTF

the mayan civilization, which reached its height from

300 A.D. to 900 A.D., had a real talent for astronomy

(also had unfettered access to acapulco gold) 

they predicted a final event that included a solar shift

the doomsday theories stem from a stone tablet discovered

in the 1960s while harvesting weed and tabasco peppers

- that is a strong combination, so it's probably true

for whatever reason, people all around the world today

have started their countdown clocks

what would you do if this is your last year on earth...

we won't have that long to wait - just 364 more days

one thing is for certain

the cubs will win the world series - bet on it