Thursday, December 22, 2011

KWANZAAAHHH


kwanzaa is supposed to be some kinda harvest festival

not something to replace christmas for africans that

don't believe in jesus

it's true, the word kwanzaa is derived from the

swahili phrase “matunda ya kwanza”, meaning “first fruits”

what kinda harvest is happening during the middle of winter

anywhere, in the winter... in africa...

no harvesting going on this time of year... anywhere

the latest harvest season in africa is in late october

- according to the information that i could harvest

what happened is some unnamed (cuz i won't name him)

- well-intentioned radical monkey fighter

who is currently in jail on several felony convictions

somehow got the brothers to participate in this thing

- wrapping themselves in “african” garb, lighting candles

and doing all kinds of other 'homeland' stuff

teaching children this nonsense, nonsense that has no

basis in anything real, (kinda like santa claus)

makes us all look pretty stupid

us caucasian cousins wanting to feel all 'multi-cultural'

and sweet are going around saying happy 'kwanza'

to every african-american we see

- like they know what the hell is going on with this 'holiday'

no, this is just wrong

this was originally promoted so there would be

an 'option' from participating in the 'majority' holiday,

the man's , the white man's holiday

because minorities don't wanna participate sometimes...

this christmas thing isn't really a religious holiday anyway

it's a national holiday, like president's day

but sadly, just like christmas, easter, valentine's day

or any 'holiday' for that matter

they just make this stuff up so they can have a sale

and make a bunch of cash at the stores 

some of these people say for us to be reminded

that it's 'our diversity that keeps us strong'

no, i think its like ben franklin said

- he said something all together different, he said

'either we hang together or we'll hang separately'

so hang in there all you kwanzaa party people

just remember, you've been duped and now...

there's no eggnog for you