Saturday, December 24, 2011

SHOE IN

scuffles broke out and police were brought in to quell

the unrest when christmas shopping turned into riots

- riots all across the nation yesterday

following the release of nike's new air jordan

basketball shoes, yes, for basketball shoes...

it's all about the craze about a pair of special sneakers

it's a retro model of one nike's most popular air jordans

mayhem stretched from washington state to georgia

and was reminiscent of the violence that broke out

20 years ago when the shoes were first introduced

remember when kids were being killed for their sneakers

well, nobody has died yet

police used pepper spray on about 20 'customers'

who started fighting at a mall outside seattle

- fighting in line waiting to go buy basketball shoes...

doors were ripped off their hinges and people

climbed over other people to get to the shoe department

crowds started gathering at shoe stores in malls around

midnight and they grew and grew all night until 4am

- that's when most stores opened

and that's when the fun began, the doors weren't even

unlocked in most locations when the craziness just

pushed it's way through the glass,

cuts, scrapes, blood... all for a pair of $180 shoes,

what the world must think, people fighting for $180 shoes

who sez there's trouble with the US economy,

kinda depends where you wanna spend yo dough

no money fo rent, but i gots my jordans

THIS MADNESS PREEMPTED MY TRADITIONAL CHRISTMAS EVE MESSAGE BECAUSE THIS PLACE WE LIVE AIN'T FUNNY NO MO