this could become a real problem
for years, along the sunset strip in hollywood
you'd see the signs dotting the roadside
'maps to the movie stars homes'
and for a dollar or two you could buy old
out of date maps with some washed-up celebrities
old, outta date addresses marked on them
but recently, the cost of the maps have skyrocketed
but that's because, some young entrepreneurs along
the strip are actually offering
'keys to the movie stars homes'
we sent a correspondent to check this out
and sure enough, they entered paris hilton's house
and chased her little dog around, - just for kicks
if this trend continues, we expect to get the keys
to some of hollywood's best bars and restaurants too
then the drinks are on us
