the dear leader has died
kim jong is no longer il, no, he's toast
and the decision has been made to keep him and
his glass casket on permanent display in the capitol
also in a even more bizarre and strange twist of events
the north korean authorities have been punishing mourners
that's right, the mourners, sad, sad people, but the ones
who failed to exhibit sincere sadness and despair
ya gotta be sincere if you are a professional mourner
the second type of zone, is called a revolutionary zone
this place is for citizens who just really just piss-off
the government authorities or even just snicker at them
these crimes may include making critical comments
toward government policy or trying to cross the border
or simply just watching reality tv on fox
sentences can range from a few months to 10 years
they don't feed you very good in these zones and
if you bitch, just a little, they make sleep standing up
there's a former government official who has defected,
- now living in newport beach and runs a massage parlor
- he states that this happens every time the leader
of the country dies, ya know, when it's time for a change
get this, the government conducted surveys
to see who displayed the most grief and loyalty
and didn't drink and party when the dear leader died
these were singled out for the zone
most that are relegated to these zones feel that,
like the rest of the country, they get what they deserve
so now it's time for kim jong's kid to take over
the problem is that he has no idea, about anything
he thinks the zone has something to do with the nba
and the decision has been made to keep him and
his glass casket on permanent display in the capitol
also in a even more bizarre and strange twist of events
the north korean authorities have been punishing mourners
that's right, the mourners, sad, sad people, but the ones
who failed to exhibit sincere sadness and despair
ya gotta be sincere if you are a professional mourner
the online north korean newspaper, dpkr, to which i subscribe
and yes... they oppose of the governing regime
- well, they've revealed the information, it's not good
'authorities are handing down at least six months in
a labor-training camp to anybody who didn’t
participate in the organized gatherings during
the mourning period, or didn't cry hard enough
or people who didn’t seem genuine'
these labor-training camps are not a trade tech, no
there's an estimated 200,000 offenders and families
that are now being held in north korean prison camps,
and you know about those camps, they're no picnic
if you weren't crying before... this camping trip's the trick
a report details two types of camps known as 'zones'
one zone, known as a total control zone,
this zone is for people who have committed serious crimes
like being a smart-ass, these people in these camps are
never released, never released, never-ever released
the second type of zone, is called a revolutionary zone
this place is for citizens who just really just piss-off
the government authorities or even just snicker at them
these crimes may include making critical comments
toward government policy or trying to cross the border
or simply just watching reality tv on fox
sentences can range from a few months to 10 years
they don't feed you very good in these zones and
if you bitch, just a little, they make sleep standing up
there's a former government official who has defected,
- now living in newport beach and runs a massage parlor
- he states that this happens every time the leader
of the country dies, ya know, when it's time for a change
get this, the government conducted surveys
to see who displayed the most grief and loyalty
and didn't drink and party when the dear leader died
these were singled out for the zone
most that are relegated to these zones feel that,
like the rest of the country, they get what they deserve
so now it's time for kim jong's kid to take over
the problem is that he has no idea, about anything
he thinks the zone has something to do with the nba
