Wednesday, January 18, 2012

THE FUTURE OF FOOTBALL

football has become quite an obsession

a drug for a lot of varying types of people

but like most things in life, football has evolved

and it's about to make a quantum leap into hyperspace

champ sunday is this coming sunday

the best football day of the year, better than super sunday

much less hype and two championship games - in 1 day

and this sunday might just the the last time you can

enjoy a football game with your friends and family

i'm glad i'll be at my buddy joe's like always

but a very big change is coming for football

they wanna put it on your computer, live and in color

the NFL and NBC announced last week

that for the first time, they'll stream football's championship

well, if the super bowl is on my computer, streaming live

i don't have to buy pizza and hot wings for all my

so-called friends, i can go into my office with my friend,

jack daniels and kick back and enjoy, - big savings

and why would i want to watch alone, on my laptop...

because the stream will feature the regular broadcast

plus additional camera angles, in-game highlights

and, wait for it... live stats

even more exciting, the stream will also host

replays of those always popular super bowl ads

the streaming will be provided for free

the game will still be broadcast on NBC, for all you

suckers who have to feed your cheap friends beer...

is this the future...

well who would want to watch the 'broadcast' when

i can watch the same play over and over again

from 7 different angles over and over again...

- this game might take all week to watch

i'll probably need to get more ice

- super, jack!