Thursday, January 5, 2012

I'M ON VICODIN. I LOVE MY DOCTOR.

like mcdonald's and dr. gregory house on tv 

- i'm lovin' it

the problem is...the most frequently reported adverse

reactions to my new found friend are as follows

lightheadedness, dizziness, sedation, nausea

and vomiting

if i liked vomiting... i wouldn't be so fat

also, blurred vision, constipation, difficulty breathing,

drowsiness, flushing and mental/mood changes

i'll tell ya one thing, i'm in a great mood, but i can't poop

then there's the severe allergic reactions

the rashes, hives, the itching, the tightness in my chest,

the swelling of my mouth, face, lips, and tongue

i can't see, talk, hear and my nose is plugged-up

i have really bad anxiety, i'm really worried all the time

that my doctor won't refill my prescription

it's hard to breath and now, it doesn't get hard anymore

and i'm really tired all the time

i just sit in my recliner and watch malcolm in the middle


i love this stuff