Friday, January 27, 2012

LEMME TELL YA

the 2012 phenomenon comprises a range of eschatological

beliefs according to which cataclysmic or transformative

events will occur on december 21, 2012

this date is regarded as the end of a 5,125-year-long period

...so way back in 3113 bc, something happened

WTF

well, some 'out-there' guy claimed,

sometime along time ago that on August 13, 3113 bc

the earth began a VERY long passage through a

'galactic synchronization beam' , one that emanated from

the center of our milky way galaxy

and i'm sure you're aware what happens when you pass

a 'galactic synchronization beam' - it's like kidney stones

some astronomical alignments and numerological plots

have been proposed as pertaining to this date,

though none have been accepted by the mainstream

new age interpretation of this transition is that this date

marks the start of time in which earth and its inhabitants

- that's all of us, except for them, that's those people

may undergo a positive physical or spiritual transformation

and this will bring in a new ear, i mean year, or is it, era

some suggest that the 2012 date marks the eotw,

ya know, - eotw - the end of the world

- or something like that, or something...

something's gotta happen

these guys really have no freakin' idea what they are saying

but we love to think, what if..., really what if

this would be that final year of my life...

what would i do, where would i go, what should i do...

good question, think about it, and let me know

some of the scenarios that have been suggested

include the arrival of the next solar maximum

- the last solar maximum was in 2000

and i'm sure you remember what kinda solar-wind

hit the fan back then... remember that election...

or maybe we can look forward to the earth's collision

with a black-hole, or an asteroid, or a spanish ho

or even the planet called nibiru

that's - a pseudoscientific planet

- that means they made it up...

there's no nibiru

come on, and nothing's gonna happen on 12/21/2011

these guys are just trying to scare us

remember y2k...



but your future however, still sucks...