our government likes to make new laws
that's why we send them to washington
otherwise, they'd get bored and go home
a new one took effect on the first
and what it means is simply that they have found yet
another way for us to buy stuff from their sponsors
stuff we need to buy and always buy
and now... have to buy from their friends
- they're getting rid of our light bulbs
ya know, the one's that have worked just fine for 135 years
well, they want you to buy bulbs from their friends in europe
philips makes these bulbs and they are made in europe
so no more made in america GE light bulbs... nope, gone
this philips company is cool - just like their new light bulbs...
get this
they introduced the compact cassette, the compact disc,
the laser disc and blu-ray discs too
now they are in the business of personal massagers
'the philips intimate massager is a full range of electric
personal massagers (we like to call 'em vibrators)
they're for external use only and used on the body
curves by couples in intimate relationships'
that's what the company's spokesperson stated
- in between her moaning
look for congress to make legislation for the requirement
to purchase these new massagers from their friends
at philips and are made in europe by europeans
imagine a law that states you are required to own a
personal massager...
- i can hear the buzz already!
