Thursday, February 23, 2012

DON'T CRY

don't cry wolf

you know, 'crying' or saying you got something

and you really don't

sometimes it's all in your head

and the power of suggestion, is powerful

but these self-induced maladies have a name

they're medically called 'factitous disorders'

and are the same as,  you just being duck farting nuts

sometimes these actions can bring on 'mass hysteria'

some great examples are the tanganyika laughter epidemic

- that's where these guys in africa laughed for months

for no reason and having no comedy central

and the dancing plague of 1518

this sounds just stupid, but people began dancing in

strasbourge france and didn't stop until they dropped dead

- it's like shopping 'til you drop today

but the weirdest plague of mass hysteria ever

is the throngs of people that have tuned into network

and cable television to watch the 20 odd republican

presidential debates, those people are gonzo...

now smart people know how to work the system

faking illness or pain, simply for attention and pity

... like my ex-girlfriend did all the freaking time...

that has a name too, it's called munchausen syndrome

it's named for an 18th century baron known for exaggeration

but crying wolf can be very dangerous

and with your consent complaining and whining

nobody will really take you seriously or even love you

the best advice i can give, is what i told my ex-girlfriend


quit your bitchin'!


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