don't cry wolf
you know, 'crying' or saying you got something
and you really don't
sometimes it's all in your head
and the power of suggestion, is powerful
but these self-induced maladies have a name
they're medically called 'factitous disorders'
and are the same as, you just being duck farting nuts
sometimes these actions can bring on 'mass hysteria'
some great examples are the tanganyika laughter epidemic
- that's where these guys in africa laughed for months
for no reason and having no comedy central
and the dancing plague of 1518
this sounds just stupid, but people began dancing in
strasbourge france and didn't stop until they dropped dead
- it's like shopping 'til you drop today
but the weirdest plague of mass hysteria ever
is the throngs of people that have tuned into network
and cable television to watch the 20 odd republican
presidential debates, those people are gonzo...
now smart people know how to work the system
faking illness or pain, simply for attention and pity
... like my ex-girlfriend did all the freaking time...
that has a name too, it's called munchausen syndrome
it's named for an 18th century baron known for exaggeration
but crying wolf can be very dangerous
and with your consent complaining and whining
nobody will really take you seriously or even love you
the best advice i can give, is what i told my ex-girlfriend
quit your bitchin'!
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