VENUS AND MARS ARE ALRIGHT TONIGHT

 

if women are from venus and men are from mars

why in the world

would they want to get married to each other

why would you want to be with an alien

can you imagine how sick the kids would turn out

why wouldn't they want to be with their own kind...

you'd think that martians would want to marry martians

and the people from venus, venusians would want the same

but somehow, in a perverted and gender bending way

forces have been applied that have caused this issue

to become flip-flopped and everything is upside-down

and these forces have exerted tremendous pressure 

and that pressure has caused this matter

to become civil rights issue

and anytime you talk about civil rights

it just follows that people take sides

- the people that don't  - and the people that do

these basic civil rights are a very basic principle on mars

venus... not so much, venusians have a different way of

doing certain things that pertain to physical contact

completely different from the way martians see it

a martian would never fondle another martian

it's just their way

but, for some reason, martians and venusians

want to get married and fondle each other... and more

and they think that this should be made a legal matter

- legal and binding on both venus and mars

there seems to be a big battle brewing

but, as the sides - take sides for the big battle

it seems sadly, that the battle is already won

with enough time and with the right indoctrination,

it will seem perfectly proper for martians to marry venusians

the likely outcome is very predictable

total interplanetary destruction