not by a long shot
central europe is experiencing one of the coldest winters
on record, no sign of global warming here...
the games at the colosseum had to be cancelled
and italy's famous gelato sales have plummeted
one italian lady who was running to work in the snow
was quoted as saying 'wannamagunnaduu -
amma soo freekin coolda'
throughout europe crops have be damaged, roads blocked
and transportation in many countries is at a stand-still
also wine sales have tripled
in venice, known for it's beautiful canals,
there's nothing to do, the water in the canals has frozen
and there is no access to ice skates or snowboards
the government has issued urgent warnings for people
and cows to make as much methane gas as possible
the warnings are the itailian governments way
to get things heated up - as they say in italy,
'heetasumshitupa'
