Wednesday, February 8, 2012

GLOBAL WARMING REACHES EUROPE. NOT.

not by a long shot

central europe is experiencing one of the coldest winters

on record, no sign of global warming here...

the games at the colosseum had to be cancelled

and italy's famous gelato sales have plummeted

one italian lady who was running to work in the snow

was quoted as saying 'wannamagunnaduu -

amma soo freekin coolda'

throughout europe crops have be damaged, roads blocked

and transportation in many countries is at a stand-still

also wine sales have tripled

in venice, known for it's beautiful canals,

there's nothing to do, the water in the canals has frozen

and there is no access to ice skates or snowboards

the government has issued urgent warnings for people

and cows to make as much methane gas as possible

the warnings are  the itailian governments way

to get things heated up - as they say in italy,

'heetasumshitupa'