ahhhh, home sweet home
so many people just love to travel
far off, romantic destinations
cool tropical breezes and the gentle sound of the surf
yeah, where the hell are my glasses, did i even pack them
when you're on the road, ya gotta bring everything you'll
ever need, or think you might need, or what if there's an
emergency, i'll need a bunch of other stuff too...
i like being at home, i know where everything is
and how to find it, - in case of emergency
surf is nice, i'd rather hear that than small aircraft and
screaming sirens all night like at home
but at least i can find what i'm looking for
and not be paralyzed that i forgot to pack my medications
on the road you do get those free little soaps and shampoos
they come free with your $150 per night bedroom, plus tax
at home i have all the soap i'll ever need and my bed is freeeeeeeee
at home i have a fully stocked kitchen and i don't have
to reheat anything with a blow dryer or pay the
room service guy $12.50 for a two cup pot of bad coffee
heck, for $12.50 i can buy a whole new mr. coffee
i'd rather play it safe and stick close to home
besides what if there really is an emergency...
