it's crystal clear why billy was back
this guy was as sharp as he was when he delivered papers
a true pro, with no axes to grind - just razor sharp
and a snappy dresser too
here are some of the best one-liners from his ninth try
referring to the kodak theater as 'the chapter 11 theater'
'next year, this place will be called the flomax theater'
'nothing can take the sting out of world economic problems
like watching millionaires present each other with
golden statues'
'when I came out of the movie the help, I wanted to hug
the first black woman I saw, which from beverly hills
is about a 45 minute drive'
'we've got puppets and acrobats, we're a pony away from
being a bar mitzvah'
when introducing presenter christain bale, billy said
'a dark knight, an american psycho, a charismatic crack
addict… you'll get to choose one on super tuesday'
when reacting to the new score for the oscars
written by hans zimmer, shrugging his shoulders billy said
'eeehh, that's why they have a buffet'
and his favorite line of the night was telling us that
'the harry potter movies have made 7.7 billion dollars
worldwide, and yet, only paid 14% in taxes'
and my favorite... in referring to the tom hanks movie
'extremely loud and incredibly close...
- that's how my relatives are watching this show'
the funniest part of the evening however is that
a movie about an artist, that had no dialogue
- had the last word
