so, your doctor and all of your friends say that
'you gotta start working out, get in shape
- don't you want to feel great and live longer...
come on, what's wrong with you...'
well, to tell you the truth, i don't want a hot blond like
the bikini girl above, or any hot chick, for that matter
- i wouldn't know what to do with her
and almost every time i think about skipping a rope or
a taco, i envision this guy... he scares me to death
i don't wanna work my butt off and end up dead
killer workouts, to me, sound like a bad thing
then again killer nachos sound like a good thing
i know that as soon as i start, i won't stop
and in a couple of weeks i'll be so big and strong
that i won't be able to bend down to tie my sneakers
heck
i can't do that now
