you may need one of these sooner than you thought
and at least by 12/21/12 (no christmas this year)
so with the end of the world comes some questions
mainly 'how come the government gets all the toys'...
did ya know that right now there are 4 doomsday jets
they're called E-4Bs and they are fueled and ready
the take-off with just 5 minutes notice
they stay up indefinitely because of a new powerful
kinda viagra, not really - they re-fuel in the air silly
and did you know that you have paid for a back-up
pentagon... yep, - do to budget cuts however, it's square
and it's located in pennsylvania, near camp david
it's built mostly underground
and speaking of underground, there's the norad hq
bored into a mountain, the cheyenne mountain complex
is still in continuous operation, manned 24/7 by men
and women, at a cost of more than a million dollars a day
no body asks and certainly, no body tells
which brings us to the question:
which will come first...
the end of the world or total economic meltdown
either way you're gonna need someplace safe to hide
start diggin'
