the latest word from the genius scientists
is that people who overeat, ya know the 6000 calories folk
well, they tend to be a little more forgetful
probably this notion didn't take a scientist to figure out
all the blood in their body is draining from their head
and headed to their heart and lungs to keep them breathing
and to their bellies to help with digestion
but the problem is that i eat to forget
that's my stress relief, stuff face, forget reality
- especially reality television...
so do i now eat to forget and will i forget more
- the more i eat,
i can't remember which is which
heck, i can't remember which setting on the microwave
is for frozen pizza
the real question will be
if i keep overeating
how will i remember to eat at all
