PAINTING OF THE GREEK GOD ACHILES PONDERING EXERCISE
there's got to be a better way
it's all so mythical and mysterious
but these people that say they workout and eat right
and then tell me to do the same
are as bad as jehovah's witnesses
the other day, i give in to their continuing whining
and i started riding my bicycle... every morning
i was feeling good, i felt good before i started this exercise
and now after a couple of days, i can't freckin' walk, at all
i guess i pulled some muscles that i have never
used before, or since grade school and that pulled my
achilles heel and that makes it very painful to put
any weight on my foot
much less my weight on my foot
at the same time i started riding my bike, i gave up
chocolate for lent, no candy, cake or ice cream
but now i'm in constant pain and am an emotional wreck
so i think, i know, what i've known all along
if it ain't broke, don't fix it, or don't pull it
or just stay off the eeffing bike and close to the refrigerator
and just stay on the recliner
where it's safe
