Tuesday, March 6, 2012

THE TUBE, BACK IN THE GROOVE (PART 1)

tv is back, and it's bigger than ever

i should know, i have a 73'' hd mega screen 3000

(it's bitchin) i don't know why i spend the time

and sit in front of this tiny computer monitor for you people

but that's show business, which brings us to today's lesson:

tv networks working on next season's new shows

still are pimping plenty of radical, liberal, governmental shows

that show federal agents solving crimes and shooting

the bad guys, previously known as cops and robbers tv

but what they really want, and gonna get is... comedy

46 of them, a recent record, are vying for slots

on the four major networks, all of which hope to increase

the number of half-hour sitcoms they air next season

the networks will say as much in program-development

meetings with advertisers that began yesterday

among the rituals of the annual season of renewal

and rebirth that precedes the fall schedule announcements

that networks will make in mid-may

it's no secret why networks are pining for laughs

though almost every returning drama has lost viewers

this season, eight comedies have posted ratings gains

led by cbs with their hit the big bang theory

up 21% in its fifth season, thanks partly to new exposure

via syndicated reruns, which are also up over 20% as well

people like to laugh and the networks like money

so this comedy thing is the future of tv, again

details tomorrow, stay tooned

yeah, where are the cartoons, that's what i miss...

the-the-that's all folks... until tomorrow