Monday, March 12, 2012

WHY WE ARE WELL RED IN RUSSIA

it's no surprise that this blog is so well received

in the former soviet union, remember most russians

today, desperate from problems with their 'government'...

drink heavily

out of all the english speaking countries in the world,

it's strange that these reports are read 2nd most in russia,

after our beloved readers here in the US,

the ones drinking the cool-aid and smoking the hash

the other reason may be the way we treat our

comrade brother russian readers

as opposed to the way our president treats russians

it took our president nearly a whole week to congratulate

putin on his election victory and the people are pissed

- they're pissed putin rigged the ballot boxes

not at anything else really, so they went back to the bar

'it took a little while to schedule the call' 

the white house said

putin, a former kgb officer, carried last weekend's elections

with more than 63 percent of the votes presumably cast

some world leaders, like british prime minister

david cameron, called him immediately, but cameron is

a pussy

on wednesday, putin took a shot at obama's hometown

of chicago, which will play host this coming may to the

annual nato summit, saying that he knows chicago well

'yes, i know chicago is a good place, al capone lives there'

despite abundant concerns in washington that russia

is backsliding from it's modern democratic reforms

and that putin's "re-election" is a prime example

obama suggested to reporters at his first solo press

conference that improving ties with putin had figured

into his decision to move the g8 summit from chicago

to the secluded camp david retreat

that way, the president said he can get together

with putin for a little one-on-one

and he wasn't talking about shooting some hoops