apparently you don't wanna catch this
it comes from too much crap, backing up
and coming into your mouth
doctors used to call this condition potty mouth
but it seems that recently more and more
cases are being reported, especially in white males
a major study that has just concluded,
defined the causes and symptoms more clearly
'it seems that there's a rash of people that have
reported this rash to doctors and it always follows
either a temper tantrum or some kind of road rage'
the condition can be very ugly and could wind-up
costing the sufferer a small fortune and major humiliation
the current treatment is a large lozenge wedged into
the patient's mouth and then quickly taped over and
the recommendation is the leave the tape on overnight
limbaugh syndrome can also be avoided by not using
certain over the counter medicines or any ed drugs
patients, at the first sign of redness or irritation
should immediately contact their health care professional
and then just shut the whuk up
