i have a secret for the ladies, it's good news
you can stop going to the gym and working out
stop jogging, hiking, training, squatting and doing
that funny thing you do with your butts
men don't like hard bodies, they may say they do
butt they don't, they like soft butts, squeezable butts
and everything else, soft, smooth squeezable
that's what men like
case in point here's rene campbell, a 35-year-old
world champion bodybuilder that has spent the past
5 years bulking her body like the hulk, yeah real sexy
in the latest issue of UK's now magazine,
she revealed her struggle in finding her perfect man
or even a date that didn't quiver the whole dinner
the 200 pound single mother of two revealed
'i’d love a boyfriend who could cheer me on at competitions
and cook my chicken for me, but the way i look makes it
difficult to catch a man, i can catch him but he's not
too pleased about it, this makes having a relationship
very difficult indeed'
you may be saying - hey! no, men like big boobs
and big butts too, and so what are rene's measurements...
48-32-47
holy moly
