something funny is going on in the american bedroom
well, maybe not so funny if you're in bed for
something other that sleep
in droves, people have been
outfitting their beds
with a plush, squishy, and decidedly controversial type
of
new high-tech mattress
while these products support the body just great during sleep
they
make it real hard to... get it on
the mattress just isn't giving the support for the needed
moves
the main complaint is lack of traction - if you get
the drift
they say it's like trying to do it in quicksand
- now that would be hard, yet maybe pretty kinky
true, there's nothing good about squishy during sex
a sex therapist has stated that it couldn't be
clearer
'there's a lack of resistance for the knees and feet
and everybody knows, ya need a lot of resistance during sex
also, whoever is on
the bottom, just sinks into the bed'
'go ahead, just lay there, pretend i'm not here'
that's what i've always said, but now, they can't move
these created for space flight, memory-foam mattresses
are far and away the fastest-growing segment of the
$4.6 billion
wholesale market for U.S. mattresses
memory foam's market share has shot up
from 14%
to nearly 20% in just the past eight years
in other words, mattress
shoppers are apparently not aware
of what they are getting themselves into
yeah sure, maybe a better night's sleep
but as most men know what make you go right to sleep
- a six pack and a couple of 'pops'
then again
there's always the floor
