Wednesday, April 4, 2012

NOT SO SIZZLING NEWS

styrofoam

that's what most popcorn tastes like when

it's air popped and not cooked in good old grease

or with no butter or salt or parmesan cheese

yep, styrofoam

yet, that's the way the doctor's want us to eat it

hey! - it's better for you than vegetables...

it'll stop cancer, it's got more good stuff in it than cranberries

much more antioxidants than a glass of red wine

that's what a new study by the geniuses says

a study found that plain old popcorn, and they do mean plain

has a bowl-load of polyphenois, that's the stuff that's

in red wine and that can neutralize cancer-causing

free radicals, free radicals...

ya know, that's what you get from smoke,

whether it's second of 3rd hand smoke and from

breathing in pollution, like burning popcorn

and from ingesting poisons, don't do that, sounds stupid

and from eating any fried foods, even jalapeno poppers

as a matter of fact, free radicals occur in your body

naturally, they're a by-product of normal everyday living

- just waking-up can kill you...

so the next time you're looking for a great tasting snack

one that's good for you, forget about the styrofoam


drink wine