ahhhh, chocolate
all my life, i've been in love
chips and beer have come and gone
it's chocolate that has remained true to me
she loves to be on my tongue, she lives to be eaten
sometimes she likes to be cut-up and put in the freezer
she is the world to me, but frankly, i've worried about us
has she made me lazy and fat, and ruined my skin...
well, no
a new study involving more than 1000 men and women
has recently been conducted as a science thing
after measuring all kinds of variables and stuff
the study found that the group that ate more chocolate
had an lower overall body mass index (bmi)
than the group that consumed less chocolate
- they weighed less people... they weren't as fat...
it's science, ya can't fight with science, or you'll go blind
this is great news
i think it's because they were constantly licking their fingers
and stayin' busy unwrapping candy bars
but it comes to find out that
eating chocolate 5 or more times a week
on a regular basis can translate into one point off your bmi
well, that translates into big profits coming soon
for the good folks over at heath bars
their gonna make a bunch of money
and i'm gonna lose a bunch of weight
