Thursday, April 5, 2012

SWEET REVENGE


ahhhh, chocolate

all my life, i've been in love

chips and beer have come and gone

it's chocolate that has remained true to me

she loves to be on my tongue, she lives to be eaten

sometimes she likes to be cut-up and put in the freezer

she is the world to me, but frankly, i've worried about us

has she made me lazy and fat, and ruined my skin...

well, no

a new study involving more than 1000 men and women

has recently been conducted as a science thing

after measuring all kinds of variables and stuff

the study found that the group that ate more chocolate

had an lower overall body mass index (bmi)

than the group that consumed less chocolate

- they weighed less people... they weren't as fat...

it's science, ya can't fight with science, or you'll go blind

this is great news

i think it's because they were constantly licking their fingers

and stayin' busy unwrapping candy bars

but it comes to find out that

eating chocolate 5 or more times a week

on a regular basis can translate into one point off your bmi

well, that translates into big profits coming soon

for the good folks over at heath bars

their gonna make a bunch of money

and i'm gonna lose a bunch of weight