Tuesday, July 10, 2012

KINGDOM COME


california burger chain slater's 50/50 is no longer...

- no longer just 50/50, no mama they've gone all the way

they may be bringing home the bacon, now that its menu

features a burger made of 100 percent ground bacon

not to over embellish, but the fourth of july inspired

merica burger comes topped with a slice of thick-cut

bacon, bacon island dressing, and bacon flavored cheese

AND, say it again...  100 percent ground bacon

the only nonbacon topping is an impressive

sunny-side-up egg, but eggs come from chickens

and chickens are good friends with bacon, so, makes sense

slater's 50/50 has already made a name for itself

by offering its flagship burger made of half ground beef

and half ground bacon, tried it - needed more bacon

sadly, slater's only has 3 stores & the three slater's stores

will only be offering the all-bacon burger through the

end of july - which happens to be national stroke month

- is my smile crooked...

this month-long feature comes on the heels of previous

burgers-of-the-month, including a pulled pork burger

a chili cheese frito burger and i can't believe it's not bacon

and if 100% bacon burger isn't enough for you

slater's 50/50 offers several other bacon-themed novelties

including a bacon brownie and the bacon mary and get this

cuz' i got one... a bacon milkshake, which was a maple

flavored vanilla shake with bacon bits  added + a bacon strip

the maple and carmel flavored milkshake was developed

aboard the queen mary in long beach in 1997

it was invented by me

i wasn't smart enough to think to add bacon to it

if i had, that really woulda been kingdom come



- cha ching!