it's never a good time to have one
but on what day should you have... 'the hangover
to end all the rumors that you're getting to old to party'...
that would be the day after your birthday, right
well, here we are... but how did we get here, get this
take a 16oz. mike's harder lemonade
and add a double shot of tequila
several margaritas, a couple of pitchers of budweiser
throw in a michelob amber bock
and maybe (i'm not sure) some shots of jameson
and then - and i'm sure of this...
the girls at the pool - while 'putting my beer on ice'
dropped in some opiates like maybe oxycontin or 2
it did feel like there was cotton in my mouth all night
now this might be ok if you're studly and stupid
but i'm an older gentleman and my head feels like
nato forces are trying to unseat an unpopular dictator
i'm sure there is no cure for this current firestorm
and i know my leftover birthday cake won't help
but i'm having some right now anyway
