a manned mission to mars has been the subject of
science fiction all my life
man has always wondered what's on the red planet
and what the martians are really like
and if they are like my favorite martian
but now, it's a reality
never mind we haven't built the spaceship yet, nasa is ready
plans comprise proposals not only to land on but in the end
for settling on and also terraforming the martian surface
- i think that means cultivating medical marijuana...
while also exploiting its moons - phobos and deimos
(deimos is the dumb one)
preliminary work for missions has been undertaken since
the 1950s while watching all those old spacemen movies
the missions won't take place until at least the 2030s
but nasa has already stated that they will be 'vegan missions'
what, where's the beef, spokespeople had stated that
dairy and poultry as well as any other meat products
would not last the lengthy duration of the missions
imagine what will linger aboard the craft when the crew
is full of raw vegetables... and in very tight quarters
well, at least they won't run out of gas
maybe i should introduce them to my friend slim jim
you think they'd be smart enough to know
there are many meats and cheeses that will make the trip
heck, they could fly to pluto and back with slim jims
available in 7 different flavors
this is the perfect snack for a long trip
