Monday, July 30, 2012

VILLAGE PEOPLE UPDATE

what happens when you put 10,000 excited

young, attractive, hot and healthy male and female athletes

together in one place without parents or journalists...

add in the sexual morals of todays 'progressive' teenagers

what you get is animal house - nature takes over

as evening falls, this sportsfest turns into another

kind of festival all together

home to more than 10,000 athletes at the summer games

the infamous olympic village is one of the world’s

hottest and most exclusive clubs

who needs drugs and alcohol or red bull

when you've got this many raging hormones...

people have long assumed that there is a chaste devotion

of these athletes to the most intense competition of their lives

- train hard, early to bed, early to rise - not a chance

the image of a celibate olympic games

has gone the way of the oldsmoblie - those days are gone

nowadays, there's a new standing order of 100,000 condoms

for distribution among the athletes in the olympic village

that is what's on hand - or at least available

the olympic village is the center for true international relations

it's like spring break in cancun - but without the fat people

there's a saying that's being called the 2nd olympic motto:

'what happens in the village stays in the village'

well, except that stuff you get from the taiwanese team...

if you ask enough active and retired athletes often enough

to spill their secrets, the sex village gates will fly open

it quickly becomes clear that summer games are much

hotter than what they've been showin' us on the broadcast

apparently the broads are being cast from room to room

- especially those little gymnasts

'there's a lot of sex going on' says one soccer player

'most these athletes have trained hard and are here for sport

- we try to score as much as possible'

i think the new olympic motto should probably be


higher - harder - stronger - longer