what happens when you put 10,000 excited
young, attractive, hot and healthy male and female athletes
together in one place without parents or journalists...
add in the sexual morals of todays 'progressive' teenagers
what you get is animal house - nature takes over
as evening falls, this sportsfest turns into another
kind of festival all together
home to more than 10,000 athletes at the summer games
the infamous olympic village is one of the world’s
hottest and most exclusive clubs
who needs drugs and alcohol or red bull
when you've got this many raging hormones...
people have long assumed that there is a chaste devotion
of these athletes to the most intense competition of their lives
- train hard, early to bed, early to rise - not a chance
the image of a celibate olympic games
has gone the way of the oldsmoblie - those days are gone
nowadays, there's a new standing order of 100,000 condoms
for distribution among the athletes in the olympic village
that is what's on hand - or at least available
the olympic village is the center for true international relations
it's like spring break in cancun - but without the fat people
there's a saying that's being called the 2nd olympic motto:
'what happens in the village stays in the village'
well, except that stuff you get from the taiwanese team...
if you ask enough active and retired athletes often enough
to spill their secrets, the sex village gates will fly open
it quickly becomes clear that summer games are much
hotter than what they've been showin' us on the broadcast
apparently the broads are being cast from room to room
- especially those little gymnasts
'there's a lot of sex going on' says one soccer player
'most these athletes have trained hard and are here for sport
- we try to score as much as possible'
i think the new olympic motto should probably be
higher - harder - stronger - longer
