the women's beach volleyball uniforms have
gone
ya know the uniforms - the bikinis
they have gone politically correct this year
with a stiffy - a stiff upper lip
the british officials have banned them - ahh come on
they said it would be too 'brisk' to compete in such attire
- we like brisk, we like when a girl in a bikini can
tell us how cold it is - without saying a word
shorts and sleeved tops will replace the
bikinis
- not in my book, or my town for that matter
the move was made to respect the cultural
beliefs of some players
- some from different countries and different cultures
this misplaced sensibility changes the dress code that has
been in effect since the sport became a medal event
the american women said they will wear more
clothing
but said that beach volleyball demands flexibility
the kind of flexibility that only a bikini can give you
and they added - 'what about the ratings...'
the brazilian women's team may boycott the games
- they have nothing else to wear - there's a ratings boost...
sissy brits want muslims to be able to participate in the sport
well they might be able to - if they were allowed to
but they are not, however
they do have plenty of sand to practice on
political correctness takes yet another victim
but this time it's me... wait
i guess i can still enjoy the ladies high jump
