Monday, August 6, 2012

MAGIC BEETLE

music legend paul mccartney became great britian's

lucky charm and set the tone for a host nation gold rush

on the eighth day of the olympic games, sir paul

saw four of the six british gold medals on saturday

he just turned up at the velodrome and the olympic stadium

he stood proudly and began leading the capacity crowds

in mass sing-alongs to old beatles songs at both venues

after british golden girl jessica ennis clinched victory in the

heptathlon, 80,000 fans joined mccartney in belting out the

lyrics to 'all you need is love'

a mass outpouring of joy and emotion aimed toward the

female athlete who has become the face of the games

for the home audience, she's the face

but she's also been the butt of many chat show hosts

seems that the british people have never heard of the event

heptathlon

- it's pretty involved

ya gotta jump over hurdles, do a high jump, put a shot

run fast for 200 meters, jump really far, throw a spear

and then run really fast again, this time for 800 meters

also you have to know how far 800 meters is

jessica did all that, and she did it better than any one else

so she got the gold medal and the crowd, still confused, sang

and then mccartney went and watched a bike race

the brits won gold there too, they sang 'hey jude'

the british press dubbed it 'super saturday'


then it rained and they all went to the pub and got plowed