Wednesday, August 8, 2012

THERE WILL BE GNASHING OF TEETH

olympic weightlifters are known for their muscles

especially their mid body power

it's the power they need to get the bar to rise high

the famous chinese power lifter chuing siy is different

he has a stomach like the front of a cruise liner

- and has an ass like the back of one

he says that he trains like 'the sumo' and eats like one too

however he has a developed a special technique that

helps him break world records every time he competes

he grits his teeth so EXTRAORDINARILY hard

that by that single act alone

he can lift staggering amounts of weight

it's a technique he developed as a child refusing spinach

his wife is a dentist in a remote part of china

she has the techniques to keep his teeth strong

however he can only go see her at a certain time of day

- only at 2:30 because when it's 2:30

that's the time to go see the chinese dentist

-  tooth hurty



- he eats his meals through a straw


In a non related incident this lifter tried using his neck.
We can laugh now because, you can't keep a super-heavyweight weightlifter down.
Steiner popped to his feet soon after and walked off to the cheers of the crowd.