Friday, December 7, 2012

TRULY THE END OF TIMES

stephen colbert is seeking jim demint's senate seat in
 
the confederate state of south carolina
 
just take a look at the @colbertforsc twitter account
 
created just yesterday
 
just shortly after demint announced his intent to resign
 
and take a position at the heritage foundation
 
- have you heard of the heritage foundation...
 
they're the one's that come up with ideas like
 
that you gotta pay for health care and follow federal laws
 
the new twitter account featured a photo of the comedian
 
- now remember folks, colbert portends to be a comedian
 
the photo showed colbert saluting an american flag
 
and said his campaign slogan is ... ready for duty...

which was quickly changed from ready to make duty
 
- this just the beginning of his evil plan to become
 
the first truly black president of the united states
 
he sez on tv that he doesn't know that he's an
 
african-american
 
the twitter account's first tweets thursday were all facts
 
- simple facts all about south carolina
 
also how it's in his mind and how that in his mind
 
he's gone to carolina... (say goodbye to hollywood)
 
his tone matched his alter ego's usual snark, entitlement
 
& knack for referencing hilarious moments in political history

'nation!' stephen tweeted 'i want to get this out of the way
 
- i'm not a witch. i'm you and you can be too with my help'
 
but in the his bio, it linked to colbertforsenate.com
 
a website that said it was a draft petition not affiliated
 
with stephen colbert, which means it's not really him

which by all accounts he is not really him
 
a colbert candidacy might not be as far-fetched as it seems
 
the other colbert has a large following and he even has
 
a colbert nation hidden somewhere in this nation
 
colbert is known to live with his wife and children in
 
new jersey, but he has been trying to leave the
 
garden state ever since sandy left the garden state
 
colbert doesn't like gardening and the fact that he was
 
born and raised in south carolina is good enough for him
 
if this campaign is for real and not a farce of the comic
 
and if the world doesn't end on 12/21
 
then the real end will come soon enough
 
because knowing the intelligence of the american voter
 
we may soon have a clown in the white house