stephen
colbert is seeking jim demint's senate seat in
the confederate state of south carolina
created just yesterday
just shortly after demint announced his intent to resign
and take a position at the
heritage foundation
- have you heard of the heritage foundation...
they're the one's that come up with ideas like
that you gotta pay for health care and follow federal laws
the new twitter
account featured a photo of the comedian
- now remember folks, colbert portends to be a comedian
the photo showed colbert saluting an
american flag
and said his campaign slogan is ... ready for duty...
which was quickly changed from ready to make duty
which was quickly changed from ready to make duty
- this just the beginning of his evil plan to become
the first truly black president of the united states
he sez on tv that he doesn't know that he's an
african-american
the twitter account's first tweets thursday were all facts
- simple facts all about south carolina
also how it's in his mind and how that in his mind
he's gone to carolina... (say goodbye to hollywood)
his tone
matched his alter ego's usual snark, entitlement
& knack for referencing hilarious
moments in political history
'nation!' stephen tweeted 'i want to get this out of the way
'nation!' stephen tweeted 'i want to get this out of the way
- i'm not a witch.
i'm you and you can be too with my help'
but in the his bio, it linked to colbertforsenate.com
a website that said it was a draft
petition not affiliated
with stephen colbert, which means it's not really him
which by all accounts he is not really him
which by all accounts he is not really him
a colbert
candidacy might not be as far-fetched as it seems
the other colbert has a large following and he even has
a colbert nation hidden somewhere in this nation
colbert is known to live with his wife and children in
garden state ever since sandy left the garden state
colbert doesn't like gardening and the fact that he was
born and raised in south carolina is good enough for him
if this campaign is for real and not a farce of the comic
and if the world doesn't end on 12/21
then the real end will come soon enough
because knowing the intelligence of the american voter
we may soon have a clown in the white house
