well, we made itand that's not a good thing
this means i'm gonna have to pay the huge tab i drank-up
last night at hooter's
and i'm gonna have to try and buy back my car
guess the tyranny will just have to continue
as to when - when will it all end
pretty much everyone is familiar with the
mayan doomsday prophecy that the apocalypse
was going to happen today, was - didn't
12/21/12
i've had that date circled on my calendar for over a year
well, i kissed my ass goodbye last night and what happened
not a damn thing
for many this is going to be a new beginning, not the end
nothing new for me
i still couldn't have a decent movement this morning
my bad knee still doesn't work
and i can't get my viagra to work
in a statement released this morning, a mayan spokesmen
stated 'oops'
while a new study released just hours ago
seems to prove that the mayan calendar
does not correlate exactly with our calendar
the exact amount of time they're off is unclear
which makes it impossible to match the mayan 12/21/12
to our actual 12/21/12
recalibrate, recalculate and here we go again
the good news is that there is no end in sight
the bad news is that just ahead is
a fiscal cliff
geronimooooo
was he mayan...
