Thursday, January 3, 2013

BETTER RED THAN DEAD


madonna was onto something when she sang

'express yourself, don't repress yourself'

a recent study showed that releasing your anger

can lead to a healthier, longer life

well that pisses me off

people who express their anger piss me off

little crapping dogs, piss me off

there, i'm feeling healthier already

people who express other negative emotions

from fear to anxiety live longer

up to 2 years longer

repressed feelings get bottled-up inside and cause disease

that's according to the results of a new study

yes, another new study

some german in some university watched people get mad

and then made some assumptions

assumptions piss me off

the researcher looked at more than 6,000 patients

and found that those who internalized their anger

had elevated pulses - a much higher heart beat

which leads to high blood pressure, heart disease, cancer

kidney damage and sometimes even having a cow

these people are so repressed, that they turn beet-red


and these people are usually those control types

and they want you to do what they say to do

and want the last word and bitch about everything

all the time

and that really pisses me off, big time

- i'm really feeling much better


this news may be particularly noteworthy to women

who, as a rule, are taught by society to repress their anger

women get the message that expressing their anger is ugly


that they are unattractive and sexually unappealing

and worst of all... that they are threatening

nobody likes ugly, unattractive and un-sexy women

so girls just chill-out, have some chardonnay

and leave us guys alone, we're grown-ups, we know what we're doing

relax and you may live a longer and healthier life


that madonna is a bitch anyway