madonna was onto something when she sang'express yourself, don't repress yourself'
a recent study showed that releasing your anger
can lead to a healthier, longer life
well that pisses me off
people who express their anger piss me off
little crapping dogs, piss me off
there, i'm feeling healthier already
people who express other negative emotions
from fear to anxiety live longer
up to 2 years longer
repressed feelings get bottled-up inside and cause disease
that's according to the results of a new study
yes, another new study
some german in some university watched people get mad
and then made some assumptions
assumptions piss me off
the researcher looked at more than 6,000 patients
and found that those who internalized their anger
had elevated pulses - a much higher heart beat
which leads to high blood pressure, heart disease, cancer
kidney damage and sometimes even having a cow
these people are so repressed, that they turn beet-red
and these people are usually those control types
and they want you to do what they say to do
and want the last word and bitch about everything
all the time
and that really pisses me off, big time
- i'm really feeling much better
this news may be particularly noteworthy to women
who, as a rule, are taught by society to repress their anger
women get the message that expressing their anger is ugly
that they are unattractive and sexually unappealing
and worst of all... that they are threatening
nobody likes ugly, unattractive and un-sexy women
so girls just chill-out, have some chardonnay
and leave us guys alone, we're grown-ups, we know what we're doing
relax and you may live a longer and healthier life
that madonna is a bitch anyway
