met apophis
he's a big scary snake god that the ancient egyptians liked
and now, there's a giant space rock - named after the demon
astronomers, as well as other guys with pocket protectors
have spotted this 900 ft asteroid
they say that it's hurtling in our general direction
asteroid apophis is set to fly by on wednesday
and that's the key word... 'by'
they're hoping he flies by us, however may hit us, please miss
the good news is it probably won't hit us
won't even come within 9 million miles of us
but get out your chisel and hammer
pull out your mayan calendar and circle the date
cuz in 2036 he'll be back
in the winter 2036, people with pocket protectors say
we'll get another chance to catch apophis up close
so close indeed that there may be some kind of 'event'
like a life ending event, an all earth destructo - event
no worries
the mayans never saw this coming
however there is an ancient egyptian calendar
i wanna tell you about...
have spotted this 900 ft asteroid
they say that it's hurtling in our general direction
asteroid apophis is set to fly by on wednesday
and that's the key word... 'by'
they're hoping he flies by us, however may hit us, please miss
the good news is it probably won't hit us
won't even come within 9 million miles of us
but get out your chisel and hammer
pull out your mayan calendar and circle the date
cuz in 2036 he'll be back
in the winter 2036, people with pocket protectors say
we'll get another chance to catch apophis up close
so close indeed that there may be some kind of 'event'
like a life ending event, an all earth destructo - event
no worries
the mayans never saw this coming
however there is an ancient egyptian calendar
i wanna tell you about...
