sometimes
the best thing about a major sporting event
- other than slamming a half-a-dozen beers
and seeing if you can get to the restroom and
back to your seat before it begins... is
the military flyover
hugely loud and powerful navy or air force jets
streak across the sky
just feet above the roaring crowd
reminding us how bitchin' we are
and how much we spend on defense
but those days are over
the very last scheduled flyover will be at
the nascar event in las vegas in a couple of weeks
then
that's it, no more cool stuff
who's to blame for this unthinkable situation
the sequester
seems that the white house has found yet another way
of making america, less american
so, one of the first cuts
- like being killed from a million little cuts
will be to take away something that americans love
noise, really loud and ear splitting NOISE
any red blooded american should get on the horn
and call the white house and tell 'em
that we want our jets flying dangerously close to tens of
thousands of americans with their bombs on board
- and not just buzzing our enemies
or at least, maybe to save money, bring in some of those
drones
drones will be ok
as long as they are loud enough
