Saturday, February 23, 2013

FACE IT: WOMEN JUST LIKE TO TALK

previous studies have shown that women speak an average
 
of 20,000 words a day, whereas men only speak 7,000
 
now, scientists may know why
 
women just love to hear the sound of their voice
 
no wait, no
 
women may have higher levels of a protein in their brain
 
a special protein, not meat or fish or peanut butter
 
no, a protein dubbed foxp2
 
what it's got to with lisa simpson, i'm not sure
 
but it has been linked to human verbal communication
 
and women have seemed to weaponize this protein
 
in a recent study - yes, another one of those studies

this one was published in the a journal, so, wow

this study studied and looked at young male and female rats

the male rats are known to be more vocal than the female

who woulda thought that male mice were so talkative

the study said this because, they didn't want to appear sexiest

these researchers counted the number of baby cries

that newborn rats made towards their mothers

the researchers noted that the mothers tended to look after

their sons first and would leave the daughters to fend for themselves

which in china is always known to be true

mom rats love their little boy rats

but who the freak cares about rats anyway

so the study then looked at the way female children interact

and quoting a highly regarded source from the study team

'it's found that these little girls never shout the fu%k up -

- based on our observations, we postulate higher levels

of a special protein called foxp2 in girls

much higher levels than in boys'

at first glance, one might conclude that the findings in rats

don't generalize to humans

but as experiments were done on women of all ages

- the findings were conclusive

- women just simply like to talk

and talk and talk and talk

however, that fact seems to be widely accepted

the problem, if there is one, is that

men don't like to listen, and that seems to be because

they have their own special protein, it's called

foxsports


thus, there in lies the rub